Sagging satin boxers mad fucking low
Sagging 2(x)ist jockstrap mad fucking low
Jason is reblogging this for the body and all I can think is, “I want that underwear it looks really cool.”
I mean I totally feel you on the underwear I just also want the whole package if you catch my drift
#aaaaaaaand it was also a pun BAM
Catch my drift is for subtle things, baby.
You just said outright in a thinly-veiled pun that you “want the D,” that’s what you say when you like that right? Or something about being thirsty? I don’t know. When I’m thirsty I drink water, and I’m looking at this guy’s underwear literally for the actual underwear, I know nothing.
I feel like there’s a difference between thirsty and wantin’ the D but idk if I could explain it. like maybe thirst is when you see a hot guy and it’s like “ugh jesus I want you” and the D is a bit more specific
idk I mean I stand by the original statement still :P